Kat Von D’s Makeup Line Will Tattoo Your Face In Glamour

L.A. Ink star Kat Von D has taken it upon herself to fill that void for female female-impersonators who want to wear makeup to look as grimy as possible and think MAC is too subtle. Voila! The Kat Von D Kollection:

Created by Kat Von D, tattoo artist, reality-TV star, and owner of High Voltage Tattoo, this edgy color collection exemplifies old-Hollywood glamour with an L.A. vibe. As her gorgeous face leads on, Kat is as masterful with makeup as she is with a tattoo gun. (She can throw on a full, flawless face of makeup in 15 minutes, flat. Now that’s on point.) Accordingly, her passion for makeup and self-expression is inked, so to speak, into every expert product she’s created. From pin-up perfection to rocker chic, this limited-edition lineup allows you to tap into your bad-girl side and unleash your inner artist.

Sephora is super edgy. There is the edge, and here Sephora fucking teetering all over it. We, too, apply our makeup in less than 15 minutes. With a trowel. Then we inject a Taco Bell enchirrito or six and let out our bad-girl side within the hour.

Kat’s line includes the “Autograph Eyeliner”, which, for 16 dollars are “perfect for crafting Kat’s signature cat eye—which she says is “sexy and classic and never goes out of style.’” Or, for a mere 48 bucks, you could invest in the Kat Eye Brush Set: “Cool Tattools” that “include all the styles needed to blend, line, smudge, and define your way to purrrfect Kat eyes.”

Oh beauty product copy! You’re enough to make a girl forgo lunch entirely by accident this time.

Kat Von D [Sephora]