Remember this adorable little asshole? First, he stole his grandmother’s car, damaging it and several other vehicles when he drove it around because it’s “fun to do bad things.” Now, he’s undergoing a mental evaluation after beating his abuelita. at a Florida [Ed. note: FUCKING OF COURSE. JESUS CHRIST!] Wal-Mart after she refused to buy him chicken wings. Precious angel:

Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.

According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway.

Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.

“He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” Stratford said.

Oh, please. Kicking the living shit out of your grandmother in a Wal-Mart for chicken wings is practically a rite of passage in Florida.

Woman Says Joyriding Grandson, 7, Beat Her Up [WPBF]
Earlier: Seven Year-Old Latarian Milton Stole His Grandmother’s Car Cuz It’s Fun To Do Bad Things