Latarian Milton Continues To Do Hoodrat Stuff, Beats Up His Grandmother Over Chicken Wings

14 May 2008, 6:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser

. 10 Comments

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Remember this adorable little asshole? First, he stole his grandmother’s car, damaging it and several other vehicles when he drove it around because it’s “fun to do bad things.” Now, he’s undergoing a mental evaluation after beating his abuelita. at a Florida [Ed. note: FUCKING OF COURSE. JESUS CHRIST!] Wal-Mart after she refused to buy him chicken wings. Precious angel:

Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.

According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway.

Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.

“He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” Stratford said.

Oh, please. Kicking the living shit out of your grandmother in a Wal-Mart for chicken wings is practically a rite of passage in Florida.

Woman Says Joyriding Grandson, 7, Beat Her Up [WPBF]
Earlier: Seven Year-Old Latarian Milton Stole His Grandmother’s Car Cuz It’s Fun To Do Bad Things

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  1. (+1)
    Marco wrote

    How soon before this kid is offered a show on vh1?

  2. (+1)
    El Bulto wrote

    i concur, sir.

  3. (+1)
    jrod wrote

    Screw a Vh1 show…I think this kid might have his own chain of movies one day…..something kind of like Michael Myers in Halloween.

  4. (+1)
    Esquire wrote

    Latarian can’t be a HOODRAT, He does not wear a HOOD. The Only People That Wears a HOOD are Cowards Called KLU KLUX KLANS. Is Latarian A Secret Member?

  5. (+1)
    CurcusCILF wrote

    He actually was offered a show from E! after the stolen SUV incident. They declined.

  6. (+1)
    poop wrote

    poop.

  7. (+1)
    latarian milton wrote

    there is a grassroots movement to free latarian and clean his name. FREE LATARIAN!

  8. (+1)
    latarian milton wrote

    Free Latarian Milton T Shirt Latarian cant do HTML

  9. (+1)
    Raymond wrote

    DDAAMMNN
    okay …. i will comment and act like a gentlemen LOL

    1. she got beat up by a little kid. please give me a moment.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    okay im done.
    2. that kid needs to run a mile. it wouldnt help. its better then fighting a old lady for food.
    3. he also needs like u kno whats it called i forgot…
    O YEAH anger management.
    3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA she got beat up by a little boy.

  10. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    this kid will be in prison or dead by age 17… this is whats wrong with America.. Where is his mother and father.. he is never going to do right. NEVER.. and we want socialized medicine.. so good working stable families can support trash like this boy and his family.. THIS IS HORRENDOUS!!! NOTHING CUTE ABOUT IT!

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