Lies: Angelina’s Twins Have Not Yet Graced Us With Their Presence

We’re starting to really hate this story. A rep for Angelina says her womb trolls have not yet made their debut:

“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.

What do we care whether she’s enjoying her home? Stay on topic. Call us when these babies actually arrive. We’ll be an alcohol-induced stupor on the bathroom floor, but just give us a kick or something and we’ll eventually come to.

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