Like It’s Hot: Rex Vanderwoodsen Wins Award For Wearing 23 Popped Collars
9 May 2008, 2:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
A clothing company is proud to announce that one of “their boys” has set a new record for most popped collars worn at once by a person we could never imagine having sex with:
On April 29, 2008 our boy Rex Vanderwoodsen set the Planet Douche World Record for the most popped collars worn at the same time by an individual. He did wear 23 Attus polos, popped all 23 collars, and he did take home the GOLDEN PIG AWARD.
The announcement is accompanied by the title: “Popping one collar is pretty gay. Popping 3 or 4 collars is super gay. Popping 23 collars… that shit is hot!” Indeed. Also gay? Attempts at homophobic humor made by people deep in the closet. Bro.
Planet Douche World Record [Attus Apparel]
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i just remembered why i hate white people
@ la roncha: Agreed! And those dip-shits from Strong City are a good reminder as well.