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Lindsay Lohan On "Ugly Betty" 'Cuz That's Just How She Rolls
Our favorite Lohan who isn’t Dina, Lindsay, is in talks to guest star on “Ugly Betty,” which is some show about Mexicans with bad teeth or somesuch. An overly gushy TV Guide reports:
Multiple Ugly sources confirm to me exclusively that the comeback-hungry actress is in advanced discussions to guest-star in the show’s May 22 season finale, which is currently in production.
But that, my friends, is not the big news.
Oh goodness! Our crotch is on fire with anticipation. Tell us the big news!
No, the big news is that Betty producers are currently talking to LiLo’s camp about bringing her back next season for a sizable arc – and I do mean sizable. We’re talking as many as eight freakin’ episodes.
Eight? Curious. Eight feet is roughly the length of Lindsay Lohan’s freckled clitoris, according to Brandon Davis’ infamous “Firecrotch” speech. Coincidence?
Do you think Lindsay is a good for “Ugly Betty?” She really would look fabulous jumping over a shark.
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She should be on 30 Rock instead. Did you see 30 Rock this week? They called ankle bracelets “Hollywood Socks.” She’s a perfect fit. :)
Posted by Latin_Princess | May 02, 2008
I hope they’re not going to use her to fill the void once Rebecca Romijn splits next season. Those are some big shoes to fill, and I just don’t see her bringing anything to the table =(
Posted by Errrka | May 02, 2008
@ Errrka: I believe Lindsay only plays pre-op.
Posted by piruli | May 02, 2008
no one on that damn show is actually mexican, lols, they are all p.r., honduran or cuban.
Posted by lola | May 03, 2008