Mariah Carey’s quickie nuptials have put a dent in her ability to do other things like form coherent sentences, walk and chew gum at the same time or fulfill business obligations like appearing on “The View.” In all fairness though, she probably couldn’t do at least two of those things before she got married either:

Mariah Carey has pulled out of her May 5th appearance on “The View.” The cancellation comes hot off the heels of an alleged April 30th wedding to Nick Cannon, which has still not been officially confirmed by either party.

Mariah was set to co-host the gabfest in support of her latest album, “E=MC2.” In the meantime, not even Einstein can crack the code of the “Are they or aren’t they?” wedding of the year!

Yes, we’re fairly certain Einstein would have had much to offer concerning that most challenging of discourses: “Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Are they or aren’t they?” Not being geniuses ourselves, we’re not sure what the question is referring to, exactly. They’re definitely married. So… are they human? Robots? Ninjas? Robot-ninjas? And can Mariah Carey best be understood as a gas?

No ‘View’ of Mariah [Extra]
Earlier: Breaking: Oh Shit! Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Are Already Married