Actress Musician Model A person named Nicole Richie posed for Harper’s Bazaar magazine with her latest accessory, some little beanbag with a face or something. Nicole and her boyfriend, Joel Madden, slapped on some eyeliner and held up the little bean-thing, which they call “Harlow Winter Kate,” so we can marvel at how empty and small are own lives are in comparison. Nicole’s father, Lionel Richie, also got in on the publicity action and terrorized the small object for the camera.

After the jump, the most ludicrous picture in the entire set.

Domestic piss indeed. Why are one of the Blue Brothers and some Stepford wife stealing that baby? This is weird.

NICOLE RICHIE’S DOMESTIC BLISS [Harper’s Bazaar]