Charming bit of plastic and hair, Ninel Conde, might shed the demure, modest persona she’s famous for in an upcoming issue of Playboy:

“Hugh [Hefner] saw Ninel’s photos and was very impressed by her assets,” a source close to Hefner affirmed. If the offer stands, the 37-year-old actress –who is also a wife and mother– would pose next to two other famous Mexican beauties in the popular magazine that launched Pamela Anderson to stardom. The three actresses would get paid around 100 thousand dollars for the photo shoot.

A wife and mother? Is there anything she can’t do? We would not pay anything near 100 thousand dollars to see Ninel Conde naked. Because we already know that she looks like naked. Because N-Con is often wearing pleather space cowgirl outfits that leave us with the knowledge that she, does, indeed possess a pair of labial lips and nipples. That’s right, both at once! So talented, that one.

In fact, hey. Let’s take a look at some of Ninel’s most tasteful and elegant outfits. Shall we? What? Too bad:

This look, the height of “Diseased Cowgirl Parrot Couture,” is a subtle, yet glamorous, way of saying, “I’ve arrived!” at a party or any sort of festive event in the same vein as setting a room on fire or shooting butterflies out one’s asshole. Subtly, of course.

This little number, crafted lovingly from the torn rectums of promiscuous Care Bears, softly coos, “I might have had to play someone’s mother on ‘Rebelde,’ but that doesn’t mean I can’t still dress like a thirteen-year-old cheerleader conceived in a Central Florida meth lab. Giggle.”

Got a baptism coming up? A high school reunion? A funeral? An appointment to pick up the results of your VD exam? Need the perfect outfit? Look no further! This charming collage of various bits of discarded cellophane is perfect for any occasion. Sassy!

Ninel Conde: Hugh Hefner’s New Muse [People en Español]