Rando: An unidentified individual, usually male, who lurks in the background of party photos.

So, who was the rando wooing the grossly misshapen Naomi Campbell from the totally sweet, motherfarcing embrace of internationally beloved hottie Hugo Chavez? Oh, some stupid producer with pube-head:

The Daily Mail ran several photos of a “curly haired man” Campbell was seen dancing veeery closely with at the Dolce & Gabbana party late Friday night.

Guess the Brits didn’t recognize famous Hollywood producer Lawrence Bender (“Kill Bill,” “An Inconvenient Truth,” “Reservoir Dogs,” “Pulp Fiction”) and good friend of Arianna Huffington.

They probably didn’t recognize him because who cares. No mortal can ever replace the charm, wit and elephantine male appendage of one Mr. Hugo Chavez.

Who was Naomi Campbell’s dance partner at the hottest Cannes bash? [LA Times]