OMG, You Guys! Have Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Broken Up?

Machochip is all excited about the recent rumors that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have split up, because that means Tony can play for the Dallas Cowboys without some large, gaping mouth hollering nonsense from the bleachers and distracting him. -Papa Joe- Jessica’s people, however, insist she’s still very much sucking on his face:

Despite reports to the contrary, Jessica Simpson and quarterback Tony Romo are still together.

A rep for the singer told Access Hollywood, there is “no truth” to the rumors in Star magazine that the couple had gone their separate ways.

On Monday, the magazine reported Romo spent a wild weekend with his college buddies and the fun may have led to a split between the couple.

A pal of Tony’s told the magazine “they’re broken up.”

Who to believe?! Let’s think about it while diving into this plate of ribs. Funny how Tony Romo always makes us hungry for pork.

Rep: ‘No Truth’ To Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo Split [Access Hollywood]
Rumor Mill: Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Split, Dallas Rejoices. [Machochip]