So Oprah finally talked to Tom Cruise about his whole couch-jumping incident from within the cozy and softly-lit living room of his gazillion dollar resort home in Colorado, where he has sex with women and walks around being all totally sane and stuff. Turns out, he was kinda embarrassed by his actions. But not as embarrassed as he should be, because he’s not living in a cave unexposed to sunlight. The manic gleam in his eye during the interview suggests he’s probably thinking about tossing Oprah off his sofa and pouncing all over it.