Orange You Glad Mother Of The Year Dina Lohan Has Some Advice For You?

Dina Lohan, seen here choking an old woman to death, braved a throng of photographers and reporters to accept her award as “Long Island’s Top Mom.” Hurray Lawn Guyland! While there, she talked about not talking about her -cash cow- beloved daughter Lindsay’s much publicized thievery:

Lohan, there to accept a ” Long Island Top Mom” award at the Mingling Mom’s “Mom’s Night Out” event, posed with her cascading blond hair, and sidestepped questions about a tabloid story saying that Lindsay swiped a fur coat from a woman at a nightclub in Manhattan.

She said she and Lindsay were “laughing hysterically” about that claim. “You go away,” she said to a reporter from “Inside Edition” who continued to hound her, calling his line of questioning “evil” and reminding him to “be nice.”

“I’ve never partied with my daughter in my life,” she also said, explaining that when she appears with Lindsay at a club she is there as her manager.

Manager. Is that what the kids are calling “boozy, media whoring enablers” these days? We’re not down with the lingizzle, homeslices!

Lohan, who is 45 and lives in Merrick, talked about how all mothers need support, invoking her own mom, Ann Sullivan, 82 and also of Merrick, whom she brought with her. What advice does Dina give Lindsay? “Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother.”

Excellent advice, D-Money! We know we always take heed when our mother encourages us to pose like naked drug-addicted movie stars on magazine covers or brings news crews into our rehab facilities.

Lindsay Lohan’s mom nabs parenting award [Newsday]
Earlier: Dina Lohan Is Mother Of The Year On Long Island. Sometimes The Jokes Just Write Themselves.