We had posted this as part of a Watchando but, honestly? It’s too wonderful not to merit its very own post. Paula Abdul is on something. Vodka? Vicodin? Venereal disease? Whatever it is, it is making he all sorts of awesomely entertaining. Watch Paula as she does not realize that people cannot sing two songs at once. It’s only one of our Top Five Greatest Drunken Paula Videos. Mmm, smells like gin and a slow decline into utter obscurity. More of Paula acting a fool, after the jump.

Paula on QVC. Which, incidentally, stands for “Queefing Vodka Copiously.”

It’s always a party where Paula is. A party of one, sure, but a party nonetheless.

Paula, drunk, dressed like a mental patient, sniffing the extract from magical mushrooms that grow in the olde feary woode.

Why does Paula talk like Stephen Hawking? Mmm. Her tears taste like body glitter and Jim Beam.