Penis-Massaging Shorts Never Get Headaches
9 May 2008, 4:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser
These “massage pants” from Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd. have a built-in vibration feature as well as temperature control. Nifty! They allow the wearer to choose from various types of massage, presumably everything from taint tickles to ball busting, or to elect a twenty-minute automatic setting so -I- a theoretical person can finish her work in peace without being asked for a for a favor.
And, the best part? A minimum order is 500 units. That’s enough for all your friends and family! Happy Mother’s Day!
Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd [Trade Key]
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“Taint Tickles” that’s funny.
Right up there with Panty Pudding! (Thanks DListed!)
I have seen these penis massage pants advertised in many websites, but none have them for sale. Are they that cheap of a product that the failure rate exceeds the value? Are there any distributors currently in the U.S.?