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Penis-Massaging Shorts Never Get Headaches
These “massage pants” from Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd. have a built-in vibration feature as well as temperature control. Nifty! They allow the wearer to choose from various types of massage, presumably everything from taint tickles to ball busting, or to elect a twenty-minute automatic setting so I a theoretical person can finish her work in peace without being asked for a for a favor.
And, the best part? A minimum order is 500 units. That’s enough for all your friends and family! Happy Mother’s Day!
Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd [Trade Key]
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- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editor
Gabriel Caro
- Editor at Large
Daniel Mauser
“Taint Tickles” that’s funny.
Right up there with Panty Pudding! (Thanks DListed!)
Posted by lola del rio | May 09, 2008