People En Español’s “50 Most Beautiful” Labels Dayanara Torres A “Writer,” Has Thalia Straddle A Turd
14 May 2008, 3:45 PM. By Guanabee Staff
We try very hard to avert our eyes whenever we see People en Español on the newsstand. So we kind of missed the fact that a couple of weeks ago in their annual “50 Most Beautiful” issue they listed Dayanara Torres as one of the 50 (no surprise) in the “Writers” section (Needle scratch! Laugh track.)
Dayanara Torres (right) and her sister, psychologist Jeannette Torres-Álvarez, debuted as authors with the book Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce, in which the former Puerto Rican Miss Universe – and ex-wife of Marc Anthony – talks about moving on after a divorce. “We wrote it from the soul,” Torres-Álvarez says.
Well, at least she’s writing about the thing that’s keeping her in the press. After the jump, a picture of Thalía–another of the 50–riding a gorgeous, taffeta mojon. No, really.
Our 50 Most Beautiful 2008 [People en Español]
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She looks like a merHutt. Or maybe a merturd.
um….looking thru the rest of the chosen………how the hell did IVY Queen make the cut……wow….did we have beer goggles on at time of selection……daaang.
When I first read “riding a gorgeous, taffeta mojon,” I predicted the accompanying picture would be of her and Tommy Mottola.
yeah i still want to know how ivy queen wipes her ass!
Seriously. What on god’s good green earth is Thalia wearing? It looks like something that would magically emerge from Matthew Barney’s sphincter.
@el leon
soo true, how did ivy queen make the cut???? she doesn’t even appear human.