Plea In The Blackmail Case Against Alejandro Sanz Means He’s Free To Make Illegitimate Babies With Us

Carlos Gonzalez and Sylvia Alzate are a couple who once worked for Alejandro Sanz and decided it would be a lucrative career move to blackmail his fine ass. Apparently they were going to come forward with news that Alejandro had an affair resulting in an illegitimate son. Oops! Well, they went to court and admitted their devious plan in order to avoid facing 50 years in prison:

Carlos Gonzalez, 38, and 48-year-old Sylvia Alzate admitted making threats of extortion against Sanz. They agreed to a sentence of two years’ probation and their criminal record could be erased if they successfully complete that term. The plea came minutes before jury selection was to begin.

The pair had faced up to 50 years each behind bars if convicted of the original charge of trying to extort money from Sanz, a Spanish singer who has won multiple Grammy and Latin Grammy awards. Sanz, whose real name is Alejandro Sanchez Pizarro, was not in court Monday.

Pizarro? God, he can totally conquer us anytime. Hm, what’s that, Ale? You’re scared? You want us to hold you? Oh, don’t worry. We’ll cure your corathon partio, friend.

Plea deal in Alejandro Sanz blackmail case [Yahoo]