Porn Site Celebrates Cinco De Mayo By Interviewing Naked Mexicans
5 May 2008, 8:00 PM. By Guanabee Staff
Cinco de mayo is an opportunity for all Americans to cash in on Mexican stereotypes and those who make their money off cooter shots are no exception. Case in point, the website The Naughty American, or TNA for short (clever!), ran a culturally sensitive article today about Mexican sluts and machos with big dongs.
Among those to benefit from American’s love of all things Mexican [Ed. Really, now?] are porn celebs like Evie Delatosso, who has found a lucrative place in the adult film industry playing the sexy Latin seductress.
Yes, Evie is a lucky girl.
Repeatedly assuming these roles wouldn’t bother Delatosso as much if not for the fact that, according to her, she doesn’t really fit into most stereotypes.
“Me and my family aren’t a very typical Mexican family,” she said, adding that they don’t even celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
Uh, we’d say that’s very typical, actually. But what about the dudes? Are Latin lovers really all they’re cracked up to be?
But others, like veteran male porn actor Marcos Leon, believe Mexican stereotypes aren’t such a bad thing.
In fact, his ethnicity played a role in landing his first porn gig, Leon explained.
“They had a hot girl just sitting there on the couch,” he recalled. “And they flat-out asked me, ‘Can you get your dick hard?’ I said, ‘Hell, yeah!’”
Leon then gave an exceptional performance, providing the directors with plenty of hard proof that Mexicans have no trouble getting fired up and ready when it comes to sex.
That and their affinity for gardening pretty much makes them the perfect pet. And that, dear readers, is the real meaning of cinco de mayo.
Mexican Porn Celebs Speak Out On Cinco de Mayo (Totally NSFW) [TNA]
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Ahh, Mexicans and Porno, like apple pie and chorizo…
If Guanabee produced a porno, would it be called “Free Guillie”?
Hi, I’m editor of TheNaughtyAmerican.com
Thanks for the shout out. Believe it or not, we did try to make the article as culturally sensitive as a story that attempts to tie porn in with Cinco de Mayo can be.
We tried to keep the headline from being sleazy or cheezy (such as the recent one about the girl who dreams of setting a world gang bang record “breaking gang bang record a hard road to ho”).
The actors interviewed told the writer they appreciated being asked their opinion about the holiday and also appreciated having attention paid to them in the first place, and the chance to discuss the stereotypical roles they have to take in order to have work.
I like your site and now that I know about it I am adding it to my favorites.