Ree-ree-reader Mail: Guanabee Does Not Understand 16-Year-Olds, Is Mean To Jennifer Lopez
Tell us, gentle reader. Do you find our coverage of Jennifer Lopez personally offensive? Yes? Oh, good! Because we find her totally vile. Know what else we find repulsive? Run-on sentences! But we do love our readers almost as much as we love crying to our Beanie Babies and Jenny-Lo voodoo dolls, so we’d like to take a moment and address a very thoughtful, passionate email from one of our Guanababies:
Is this website only about talking bad about Jennifer Lopez ?
No, sometimes we talk bad about commenters.
I don’t know why she hasn’t done anything bad she has never been in a sex tape or done drugs or switches men every other day even though she’s been engage quite a few pick on someone with low status someone who hasn’t done anything as an actor or artist and is famous for the heck of it trust me in Hollywood there a whole set of them La Lopez is rally happy for her children and is in a very happy stage of life if I a 16 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS that than most of yawl should don’t ruin her name because she is and idol too many girls she is not a mariah nor a Britney nor Paris so why hurt her Im JUST asking a question thank you for reading and hopefully you can change or have a repetition and change the topics and talk about different types of artist rather than one.
We had no idea we’d turned into a site entirely devoted to talking bad about Jennifer Lopez even though she’s never taken drugs and is happy and isn’t Mariah Carey. Apologies all around! We’d suggest taking up a role model who promotes something other than herself, but we realize those kind of women don’t usually make the cover of “People en Español” or “Maxim” so they might as well not exist. You know. Because they’re not “real” enough. Anyway, we totally ignore appreciate your feedback and will do our very best to ensure we stop writing posts about what an untalented, spoiled, hypocritical megalomaniac Jennifer Lopez is and how ugly her womb hobbits are.
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This person might want to consider idolizing an english/writing professor. Sheesh.
Posted by jrod | May 30, 2008
jeje, l’brutal.
Posted by no_guey! | May 30, 2008
I don’t know WHY you donot pay more respecting attention to that very bright girl with status that I think is very high especially in the syntaxy spot of her brain where she hasn’t made a sex tape but putting a sentence together like that is a kind of porn but not like britney and def not like la lopez who may be mean to people but has NEVER shown her cooter getting out of a taxikab or maybe she did I forget but you should really go to church and have a repetition for all your jen-lope sins because she is praktickly the madonna unlike madonna with those pointy tetas that no 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL should ever look at let alone try on because that would reduce her status and thanks for the story on puppies that was cute.
Posted by escobar | May 30, 2008
my brain hurts … thanks
Posted by marimari | May 30, 2008
what excuse me,who got no talent?
no talent,are u fuckin crazy,i m tired of your dumb ass texas attitude and still tryin to b cool livin in brooklyn w all the other wannabees.u have no talent have no booty and have no idea how hard my home girl worked to get what she got.quit fuckin hatin and start participatin bitch!!!i mean fag hag bitch!!!
also the ads you place on your blog are really annoying…..
Posted by dickster queso boy | May 30, 2008
Well, I never! That was offensive! Your complete and utter disregard for proper grammar and punctuation really grinds my gears, sir.
I’m going to continue to be really angry about this while I’m sitting on my talentless flat ass with a homosexual or two, refusing to be participatin’ in anything but getting totally shitfaced in Brooklyn.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | May 30, 2008
somewhere, out there in the internets, a few commas, two or three periods, mayhaps a semi-colon are waiting to be picked up from soccer practice, wondering if they’re of any use.
Posted by el smrtmnky | May 30, 2008
Love it! “ugly womb hobbits!” She is quite talentless and societally useless. She has a shit load of money but prefers to buy diamond encrusted rattles for her babies than donate some money to a worthy cause. you Jlo fans, get a grip! PUH-LEASE!!!
Also, there are pictures of her, getting out of an SUV where YES, she is not wearing underwear and a skirt two sizes too small! It was probably that time, she forced her driver to drive her 100 yards cause she was too fucken diva to walk it herself!
Posted by la LipThis Bitch | May 30, 2008
i actually think you talk about Jessica alba more than Jenny from the block.
that kid has some problems!!
Guanabee …you should only post jennifer lopez things for the rest of the day, even if you just make it up!
Posted by la roncha | May 30, 2008