Ay, gross. There is nervous chatter swirling around that those plush animal backpacks ravers and slutty 14-year-olds loved to wear might be making an unwanted comeback. Like babydoll t-shirts and pleat-front trousers, some things don’t really look good on anyone.

Guys. This is coming from a girl currently wearing high-waisted red skinny jeans, ok? (Yes! We’re wearing pants today! Special occasion.) Risks are good! You know, have fun with your clothes. But wearing little fuzzy animals just kind of makes you like your teacher has just advised your parents to make sure you wear a helmet to school from now on. Ree-ree chic is a no-no. Unless, as this video helpfully demonstrates, you happen to be Debra.

How Much is that Backpack in the Window? [Fashionista]