Salma Hayek Is A Meanie

It may seem like Salma Hayek farts rose petals and queefs Pica Fresas, but she can be just as spoiled as any other ol’ celebrity.

While having lunch with actress Ashley Judd (which the source article humorously misspells as “Ashley Judo”), a fan approached her with a photo and a request for an autograph. The photo was of Salma and her giant boobs in her soap opera days, before she was giving birth to millionaire babies and having lunch with the likes of Ashley Judo.

Salma coolly informed the fan that the photo wasn’t of her and refused to sign it. And then she ate the fan’s firstborn and strangled a puppy with her eyes.

Salma Hayek reniega de su pasado [Es Mas]