Lindsay Lohan is reportedly keen on marrying her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and has told her ex, Calum Best, that the two are engaged. Divorce countdown starts now:

According to Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, the ‘Georgia Rule’ star has apparently told friends she wants to have a partnership ceremony with Ronson at Dolly Parton’s Dollywood theme park in July.

She is also referring to herself as Lindsay Ronson. Rumours Lohan and Ronson are more than just friends have been circulating for months. Previously leaked emails from Lohan to Ronson said: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. I want to marry you.”

Yes, nothing thrills your significant other more than referring to yourself as their spouse and making suicide threats. Hell, where we’re from in CrazyGirlfriendopolis, that’s foreplay.

Why the rush to get married, though? Lindsay is only 21 (Sam is 30) and has been known to, um. Not put a lot of thought into her life decisions. What’s so wrong with dating? It’s not like Lindsay has a big Cuban family asking her why she’s not married and babied and useful yet.

Lindsay Lohan has announced she wants to marry Samantha Ronson. [Welt]