Selena Gomez Sings Like An Angel, Farting
1 May 2008, 1:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Selena Gomez is everywhere! If you feverishly Google her name every hour on the hour! Here she is in a music video for the 101 Dalmations movie, in which she’s dressed like a blind RuPaul with a meth habit. Stylin’! We can’t wait to dress our Bratz doll just like this. This video will also prove useful when Selena eventually goes on a drug-fueled drive through LA in her underwear as a way to look back and say, “Remember when she was young and innocent and singing about skinning dogs? Who would have guessed she’d turn out like this!”
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i’ve seen this video one tooo many times! it’s on the new dvd for 101 dalmations.
Like “a blind RuPaul with a meth habit” is my new favorite phrase.
what the freak are you for saying those mean things about selena you jerk.selena is the sweetest girl you could ever no.so stop with all the meanest
i think she is real good singer if u dont like it then stfu la and ben u just mad cuz u cant sing