We can’t wait to clip our toenails when this movie finally comes out. This might be a little spoilery for those of you who couldn’t predict the Sex and the City movie would contain large amounts of annoying shrieking and talking about men and marriage. We only hope the old sock we use as a puppet in place of making any sort of real, lasting connections with people will be as excited when we announce that we eloped in a drunken stupor. While wearing faaaabulous shoes, of course!