Sheyla Hershey Wants To Expand Her FFF Breasts And Will Mess With Texas To Do So

Sheyla Hershey is a deliciously-named mother of two from Texas who would like to expand her FFF breasts. Sheyla already holds the honor of having the largest implants according to Brazil’s version of the Guinness Book of World Records but, always the over-achiever, Sheyla is not yet satisfied. Problem is, the state of Texas has laws against women turning themselves into a walking pair of mutant boobs. Guess that whole “everything is bigger in Texas” thing only applies to hair and meat:

And, doctors say there are medical risks with such large implants. Scar tissue could form around the implants, and she could develop shoulder and back pain.

“This woman says she wants to look better, but at some point we have to take a look at the definition of what looking better is,” said Dr. Manny Alvarez, [Ed. note: Daddy!?] managing health editor for FOXNews.com. “There is such a thing as plastic surgery addiction, and even though we have limited facts about this story, I’d say she is coming close to that.”

Alvarez said any doctor with strong ethical standards would advise Hershey to undergo a psychological evaluation before she has another surgery.

Sheyla, undeterred, will have her procedure done in Brazil, so she can become the horrible, disfigured mass of scar tissue she’s always wanted to be. Not that we’re judging.

Despite Risks, Woman Wants to Expand FFF Breasts [FOX News]