There is a reason we’re not friends with film majors. Eventually, they will want to sit you down and force you to watch a woman onscreen hold an inside-out umbrella in Bushwick while screaming “SPATULA! SPATULA!” and then ask you what you think. Or that friend might turn out to be William Lopez and you might end up being roped into watching his Miami-based opus Who Art In Heaven. His 30-minute short film revolves around some guy who… says stuff. And is dating …a lesbian? Or something? And everyone is angry or starts crying and maybe someone gets shot. Whatever.

Who Art In Heaven film trailer [SpotOn Entertainment]