Can anyone in America do anything anymore without penning a memoir about it? Certainly not America’s first pregnant man. No sireee. He’s just signed a memoir deal with St. Martin’s Press about his ordeal. Hey, it’s a memoir ordeal. Sorry. It’s Memorial Friday.

ET breaks news that THOMAS BEATIE, aka the pregnant man, is writing a book that tells the story of his transformation from Girl Scout and beauty queen to a fully legal and recognized man with a wife and baby on the way.

So, basically, your average Lifetime movie. Cheers, Tommy.

PREGNANT MAN TO WRITE BOOK [ET]