Tony Romo Dumped Jessica Simpson Because He Never Signed up To Date Papa Joe, Too

Tony Romo still insists that he did, in fact, dump Jessica Simpson like a massive turd after a big dinner at Tony Roma’s, despite her people’s insistence that the two are still together. A purported friend of Tony’s says he dumped her because he didn’t enjoy being in the media spotlight and because her father is like a massive turd after a big dinner at Tony Roma’s:

[T]he Romo pal — part of the posse that hung with the pro-baller during his hard partying in Chicago last weekend (including his off-key singing at Wrigley Field during the seventh inning stretch) — quotes Romo as saying he and Simpson ”are definitely over.” The Cowboy apparently explained he had ”really had it” with being a constant target of the paparazzi and the celebrity press in general, and feels this particular romantic relationship was distracting him from his football career.

In addition, Romo’s friend said the talented QB has been put off by the intrusive style of Joe Simpson, who’s been ”not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”

Furthermore, Romo reportedly was very upset by Simpson’s interview in Glamour magazine where she referred to Romo as her ”future husband” and other on-the-record interviews she has given, saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children.

Yeah, that’s a fairly effective way of leading someone to dump you. As will showing your boyfriend your wedding dress three months into the relationship and mentioning how cozy you two will be living above your parent’s garage.

So, in that spirit, share your break-up stories. Have you ever scared someone off? Dumped someone because of their family? Made love to a plate of baby back ribs?

Cowboy QB drops Jessica [Chicago Sun-Times]