Guns! Hearts! Cum dribble! Oh it’s everything we never wanted and less. Actually, we would probably wear the suspenders and the hot pink pants, but only because we’re self-loathing alcoholics with an obnoxious and insatiable need for attention. Which is precisely why we got into blogging in the first place. Next stop: Guanagear, available exclusively at Claire’s stores nationwide.

After the jump, some other horrible neon bullshit.

Perez Hilton’s Clothing Line Unveiled [Gawker]
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