





Ordinarily we’d feel really embarrassed for saying that in Episode 7 of “Viva Hollywood,” guest judge Perez Hilton’s appearance proved to be the most entertaining part of the entire season, but on a show where Maria Conchia Alonso is a “diva,” this makes total sense. In this episode, the cast was challenged to reenact some recent celebrity scandals and then defend their behavior during an interview with an entertainment reporter. Perez being the reporter, hilarity did ensue—for the first time all season. Our favorite scene, above, features Perez interviewing Gisel who was charged with reenacting a sex tape with host Carlos Ponce (they didn’t even kiss—lame.) Perez takes Gisel down by giving her beauty tips in that special way that only a bitchy, frustrated, Cuban queen can.

This is funny because Gisel is so stuck-up…but it’s only slightly less snuff having her abused by that fat fart than, say, throwing an anvil on her.
And please answer me how that human (?) anvil Perez (in both shape and weight) is any kind of judge of female beauty. Has he ever actually seen a female boob? I was under the impression the only thing he’s seen up close was man-ass (and not particularly cute man-ass, if there’s any justice). I don’t like him very much…was that evident?
Posted by escobar | May 27, 2008