Watchando: Is OMG So Skinnyyyyyy

- Paris Hilton is now a skinnier version of Paris Hilton, looks more like a Penis Hilton. [The Sun]
- Uma Thurman’s alleged stalker is so emo. [NY Times]
- Britney Spears various wigs, Walgreens visits and Classic statues carved of Cheez Whiz and beef jerky set her back about $61 million. [InTouch]
- Heidi Montag put her thoughtful feminist dialogue on pause for a moment to discuss Lauren Conrad’s alleged sex tape on “Letterman.” [A Socialite’s Life]
- Heidi Klum bought Victoria Beckham $2,000 worth of cupcakes. Muahahaha! [InTouch]