Let’s celebrate Dina Lohan’s award with an all-Lohan Watchando, Guanababies. Above is, apparently, Lindsay Lohan’s new track. Feel free to create your own “track” pun.
A Columbia student named Masha Markova claims Lindsay Lohan stole her fur coat. Was it lined with penises made of cocaine? [NY Post]
Lindsay Lohan’s mug shot is being featured in a new ad that basically calls her an out-of-control drunk. Which is not true. She’s an out-of-control prescription drug and coke addict, people. [Edmunds]
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