Watchando: Is Annoyed

Robyn’s new single “Konichiwa Bitches” annoys us worse than leotard chafe and we’ll share why. 1) We hate the term “bitches,” 2) this sounds exactly like Missy Elliot’s “Work It” and 3) Robyn mentions Hong Kong, Saigon and Beijing in her song, although none of those places happen to be in Japan. So, ugh.
Kim Cattrall’s mother is proud of her daughter’s nude scenes. We’re proud of the fact that we won’t spend upwards of eleven dollars to see Kim Cattrall’s nude scenes. [Contact Music]
Hugh Hefner wouldn’t mind having Miley Cyrus pose for Playboy when she’s legal. He probably wouldn’t mind if she’d change his colostomy bag around then, too. [The Sun]
Lindsay Lohan got into a fight with girlfriend Samantha Ronson and started crying in a bar. This what passes for news now. [Page Six]