Watchando: Is Moving To Jersey

- “Real World: Brooklyn?” Why is everything about New York dead-set on forcing us to move to Hoboken? [NY Observer]
- More Beyonce pregnancy rumors! Because she’s fat and married, apparently. [Page Six]
- Rapper Remy Ma’s jailhouse wedding was postponed when her fiancĂ©, Papoose, was caught trying to sneak a handcuff key into Rikers. That’s love! Our boyfriend won’t even participate in some innocent face-sitting. [NY Post]
- Pete Wentz joked about having a Gremlins 2-themed wedding because he’s a stupid asshole who isn’t funny. [NZCity]
- OMG! Rihanna and Chris Brown ate at our KFC in Miami! Greasy chicken threesome in an hour. [The Daily Dish]
and when you get sick of the frat boys in hoboken, you will move to jersey city. trust. there is nothing good in hoboken, besides maxwells.
Posted by ananke | May 13, 2008