Watchando: Is Borrowed, Blue

- Mariah Carey might have a second wedding. Because her first one didn’t include a flying purple unicorn. [The Scoop]
- Any Winehouse got roses for her first wedding anniversary. Made of crack. [dlisted]
- Jessica Simpson looked “subdued” during sister Ashlee’s wedding and hardly interacted with date Tony Romo. No word on whether she burst into flames during the bouquet toss. [E! Online]
- Also, yeah, Ashlee told wedding guests she’s pregnant with that Fetus Wentz after all. [Perez Hilton]