Watchando: Thinks You're Full Of Bull, Dawg

Pete Wentz’s bulldog, Hemingway, acted as ringbearer for his wedding and is now on suicide watch. [dlisted]
Salma Hayek will touch your penis with her eyes. [A Socialite’s Life]
Some tickets for the Sex and the City movie are being sold by scalpers for upwards of 2,000 dollars, because killing people who fall below a certain IQ is illegal. [MainStreet]
Speaking of which, did you know SATC’s Kristin Davis is a recovering alcoholic? Scandalicious! Oh, also something about her doing charity work in Africa and questioning the existence of God or whatever. COSMOS! [Health]
After being diagnosed with a brain tumor, Ted Kennedy has been released from the hospital. He’s such a good chap and not a quitta. [Huffington Post]