WednesdayMay282008

Watchando: Is A Fake-Ass Liar

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  • Some poor girl is going around Houston pretending to be Kim Kardashian. What an ass. [Kim’s Blog]
  • Jessica Simpson’s new country single adds “country music” to the list of things Jessica Simpson can’t do. [Us Weekly]
  • A 14-year-old boy shot a photo of a ghost in Scotland. We blame the haggis. [The Sun]
  • Kirsten Dunst claims her recent stint in rehab was to treat her depression and not her propensity for shitting drunkenly in alleyways. [Reuters]
  • Woody Harrelson will starve himself over the course of 40 days on a remote island to see how it “affects his brain.” His robust, tender, delicious brain. [Hollyscoop]

Comments

None of these items are particularly related to Latinos and Latin culture. Just like 90% of the rest of the posts. Come on. Yes, Latinos consume the same stupid celeb media shit like everyone else, but why have a Latin-oriented blog when you barely have any Latin-oriented content?

“Watchando” is a glimpse at what’s going on over at other websites that happened to catch our interest; it’s never been a Latino-centric feature.

why is her face so shiny? it’s kinda gross

Correct me if I am wrong, but don’t Woody worship at the Chronic Altar? He’ll be eating sand after a day…

Yeah, ok, Alex, but how does that explain the Jessica Simpson, the LiLo, and the Amy Winehouse stand-alone posts? Notice they all have ZERO comments? Maybe that should tell you something…

We write about Jessica because she’s dating a Latino. I write about Lindsay because I have a crush on her. I write about Amy because she’s the most famous faux chola currently doing smack on video. How many comments a post gets is pretty irrelevant and not always indicative of page views. Some Amy posts gets lots of comments; some don’t get any. It just happens. I guess you can skip over posts you have a problem with or find irrelevant and leave comments on those that speak to you. Kind of like how I only read Machochip posts with pictures of Lindsay Lohan, because I’m not really into sports or video games.

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