Watchando: Is Looking A Tad Disheveled

- Stupid Scarlett Johansson showed off her big, stupid engagement while wearing a stupid, ugly dress. That stupid head. [A Socialite’s Life]
- Star Jones has gone out and about with her new gigolo. Uh, boyfriend. No, gigolo. [dlisted]
- It would appear that Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby shower was sponsored by Strawberry and Heineken. [Ok!]
- Lindsay Lohan will star in a movie called Labor Pains about some lady who pretends to be pregnant to avoid being fired. But not firecrotched! Haha! Shut up. [Page Six]
- Mariah Carey emails Vogue editors while honeymooning. Stars! They’re just like us! [People]