Watchando: Is Smiling With Her Eyes, Groin

20 May 2008, 4:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser

The newest “America’s Next Top Model” winner is like the least fat fat person ever. Here she is looking like a psychotic murderer for Seventeen. [Mollygood]
Jude Law sucked on Kim Stewart’s tonsils at Cannes. Guess he thinks she’s sexy and wants to let her know. [The Sun]
Some Thing won Season 3 of “Flavor of Love.” [VH1]
Kate Moss’ latest collection for Topshop is once again selling like hotcakes pushed around on your plate and hidden in your napkin. [Telegraph]
Ovary explosion! We’re going to kidnap Maddox Jolie-Pitt in an entirely non-creepy way. [A Socialite's Life]