We Finally Found An Incentive To Watch Sports Around Here

Unlike our jock-itchy brother Machochip, we at Guanabee prefer shopping, pedicures, and binge-eating over sports any day. Unless, of course, it’s a sport that features sweaty athletes involved in hot man-to-man action, in which case you’ll have our undivided attention. So please put your morning bong down and enjoy the clip above. Damn, how come nobody told us sports were this interesting. AleJOHNdro, you got some ’splaining to do!

futbolcarrasco [YouTube]