Who Wants To Marry Gary Coleman?

Show of hands! No? Anyone? Well, after his appearance on, um. “Divorce Court,” we’ve got to say Gary is quite the -little- charmer. He’s trying to work on his marriage with wife Shannon and that includes addressing some intimacy issues. Like the fact that he can’t confidently answer Judge Toler when she asks if he’s consummated his marriage. “It’s complicated,” he says. Which, to us, simply suggests -anal- that they haven’t. Anyway, it’s kind of sweet how he calls his wife a “goddess.”