It’s only a matter of time before the spoiled little rich girls who leave us feeling both smugly superior yet totally poor on “My Super Sweet 16” choke on their own Vanilla Stoli-scented vomit and head off to some Louis Vuitton-print cloud with Papa Dios and all His little angelitos dressed in Juicy velour tracksuits. Cute! “Super Sweet Funeral” offers us a glimpse at what such funerals might be like, complete with crying puppies and shirtless boys. LOVESIT, WANTSIT! Now. Daddy. OMG, can you even imagine how slimming a coffin would be? Can you even imagine?!

MY SUPER SWEET FUNERAL: “You Ruinnn My Liyeeeef” [Best Week Ever]