Jennifer Lopez has been issued a subpoena to testify in court about details surrounding the 1999 shooting that involved her and then-boyfriend P. Diddy (who was known as “Puffy Daddy” at the time, for those of you for whom...
Argentina, that mythical land of nose jobs and activities made to ruin them completely, has topped the United Nations list of cocaine-abusing nations in Latin America. Otherwise known as “Top Spring Break Locales for Future i-Bankers:” The UN’s “World...
There are rumors swirling over an affair between Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, who apparently plays some sort of sport or something, on the heels of news that Madonna’s marriage to director Guy Ritchie is all crumbling and crusty and...
So now that Pride Week has wrapped up and you’re wondering how to get that 25 cent rainbow heart temporary tattoo off your left boob, we’re left with a burning question: Will this come off in time for dinner...
With Thomas Beatie due to give birth any day now, we’re wondering why there isn’t more chatter revolving around the price magazines are willing to shell out for the first photos. Is Thomas, who has appeared on such mainstays...
In the 80s, Madonna wore rosaries as accessories while singing about feeling like her hymen was perfectly intact - and a lot of people followed suit. More recently, Amy Winehouse has seen it fit to wrap this symbol of...
Last week, a Miami man was arrested for hosting a “butt pumping party” wherein he administered buttocks enhancements with some unknown material and without a medical license. It’s like a TupperWare party, except with less swelling, infection and black...
As anyone who has been a little girl at some point of another can tell you: Little girlhood is not an easy thing to go through unscathed - particularly in a world increasingly filled with Bratz dolls and hair...
Because nothing says “asset to the community” quite like an ass cheek peeking out of a pair of hotpants, a group of Spanish prostitutes with fabulous eyebrows put together a fashion show — outside a Church, naturally — to...
Amy Winehouse may be a crack-addled, sore-riddled drunken bag of bones, but at least she’s not opening for a “cunt like Kanye.” [dlisted] Madonna’s mother-in-law says Madonna and Guy Ritchie are definitely not getting a divorce, because mother-in-laws always...
Sad news for people who watch daytime television and/or who hate small children: monster-child Latarian Milton is not going to appear on “Judge Judy” with his mother and grandmother, as previously reported. Evidently Judge Judy was hiding a sense...
The Los Angeles Times ran a story on the gentrification of Echo Park Friday that we still can’t figure out the point of, but that hasn’t stopped it from getting 101 comments from concerned citizens so far. Nothing brings...
Mexican Disney (?) made a version of High School Musical because the appeal of adorably gay teen boys who dance and sing is universal. This version, it seems, will only be in theaters. Because most of Mexico can’t afford...
After all this time, we find out wacha has no “t.” Wachale [Conjunto Is Life]...
While addressing the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, Senator John McCain was interrupted by awesome peace-loving commie pinko protesters from CodePink. In this video a Latina totally joykills grandpa McCain’s solemn talk about Latino veterans by chanting incessantly:...
Our super fave, gay, Latino blog Blabbeando points us to a new gay ice cream that was launched today in Spain. Why is it gay, you ask? Well it’s rainbow colored, of course. Promoting unity and tolerance for all...
As far as we can find there is no official “Lookout Weekend” video from Debbie Deb, so we’ll have to settle for this concert version she performed in Houston as part of her “Freestyle Bomb Tour 2007.” (That name...
Daddy Yankee greased up his mouthbreather Caesar haircut especially for you on his latest video for the single “Pose.” It has all the elements you could possibly hope for in a Daddy Yankee video: Superfluous use of sunglasses indoors?...
As part of their ongoing effort to bring you, oh closeted striped-shirt enshrouded i-banker, “snow” for which to “ski” with “snow bunnies” and “prostitutes,” Colombian drug cartels have taken to transporting cocaine in homemade water craft. They are ingenious...
Gayle King’s radio show is fun, y’all! Who knew? Last week on her XM Radio Oprah and Friends show, she talked to Lance Armstrong about the same thing everyone else wants to talk about: his amazing success over very...
Rosie Perez and Carlos Ponce’s exquisite eyebrows will appear on the second season of “Lipstick Jungle,” otherwise known as “that show we swore had been cancelled until we remembered, ‘No, that was ‘Cashmere-Mafia,’ that other show that’s basically ‘Sex...
We’re definitely not the only ones to have noticed that most stories involving meth, serial killers, pregnant teenagers, meth-addicted pregnant teen serial killers and Truck Nutz come from Florida. “Best Week Ever” noticed too! All thanks to a story...
A recent conference call between Barack Obama’s communications director Robert Gibbs and Hispanic media went awry last week when reporters demanded to know why Obama’s people are so hard to get a hold of. Says blog Politico: In a...
A Barnegut, New Jersey school was placed on lock down after reports of a ninja running through the woods nearby. Sadly, it was just a random costumed child molester: Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed...
These voicemail messages have been making the rounds all over these here intertubes and we thought they were hilarious / terrifying enough to share with you. The set-up: Dimitri is a perfectly sane specimen of malehood who would like...
It’s Friday! And, if you’re anything like us, you’re probably tired, a little hungover and finding it difficult to walk. So what better time than right now for a fun game to distract you from things like work and...
“Britain’s Missing Model” is new reality show in the UK that features models with missing limbs and disabilities competing for a contract. “Missing” refers to the contestants’ frontal lobes, we presume. [NY Daily News] Mario Lopez doesn’t shave his...
Lisa Wilson, a flight attendant, is suing Jennifer Lopez for 5 million dollars. She’s claiming one of Lopez’s guard-dogs-who-was-not-Marc bit her on the leg two years ago during a flight. She’s kinda slow, we guess: Wilson says Lopez boarded...
Singer Enrique Iglesias has loved and lost and no one’s really cared either way. Now, for no reason whatsoever, he reveals he was once married to tennis star Anna Kournikova, but the two have since divorced. Again?: “I was...
In a revealing “17 Questions” exposé in Seventeen Magazine this month we learn that David Archuleta may, in fact, be a prude. Go Mormons, go! 1. When was your first kiss? I haven’t had a first kiss. 2. Who’s...
Jennifer Lopez is from the block - if that block is in Madrid and happens to contain a Dolce & Gabbana store. Jennifer Lopez Gets Her Shop On [A Socialite’s Life]...
Big Bird David Beckham and Grouch Jessica Alba are both set to star in upcoming episodes of Sesame Street. Oh, what fun! This post brought to you by the letters “R”, “O”, “F” and “L:” The seminal kids’ show...
In order to offset the high cost of gasoline, Jack in the Box has crowbarred itself into a promotion that, once again, draws inspiration from Mexico (because who knows better how to get by on nothing?): If filling up...
Jennifer Lopez gives us another reason to ignore Marc Anthony as he performs a concert in Spain. Chichis!!!! [dlisted]...
Fernet-Branca, an Italian amaro popular in Argentina, has unveiled a series of ads across New York City advising Eurotrash-Guanabees to “Embrace the Bitter.” Because nothing perks up a Coca-Cola quite like the gastronomical equivalent of having someone hold your...
As a rule, we prefer to dis books that we’ve never opened, but it’s summer and as a “publication” we’re supposed to suggest books for you to carry around your beach share so you can look smart while you’re...
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We’re making the happypainful move from Brooklyn to Queens, which means we’ll be leaving behind a lot of hot, emaciated trust fund baby boys in skinny jeans and questionable facial hair (sad), but also a lot of girls who...
A fan video taken in Auburn, Washington shows country singer Tim McGraw ejecting an unruly fan from his concert without breaking a sweat. Or ripping a seam in his ultra-tight pants:...
Daddy “Latino of the Year” Yankee is super, pero like, duper excited about his film debut in HBO Latin Film Festival’s Talento De Barrio. It’s, you know. A little indie film slash romantic comedy slash science fiction blockbuster sort...
Cristiano Ronaldo and his super gross girlfriend develop melanoma on a beach in Sardinia. It’s tough at the top: Cristiano Ronaldo laps up the attention from his model girlfriend on holiday [Daily Mail]...
Cameron Diaz was photographed leaving Nobu with what looked like a giant diamond engagement ring on her wedding finger. Waa, waa, baby needs some attention: The actress appeared to flash the dazzling ring at photographers as she left the...
In all honesty, we don’t know what to make of this Ecuadorian musical expression of grief about the attacks on the World Trade Center from Andean techno-folklore artist Delfin Quishpe except to say that sometimes we sincerely love the...
Invasive question time! Ever feel like you’re the only person on the planet who isn’t having sex on a regular basis? Well, turns out, if you live in the U.S, that’s probably not too far from the truth. According...
In between all the dozens upon dozens of fawning fan emails we don’t get and all the many, many advertisements for penis enlargement pills (Sorry, we have our own special formula for penis enlargement. It’s called “lip gloss.”), we...
“Mini-Me” Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Don’t worry; it’s really short. [TMZ] Hulk Hogan stopped by his daughter’s “Maxim” shoot, just to make sure she didn’t show too much skin. Without him being there to watch. [FOX News]...
Christine Morteh from Miami, Florida has been arrested along with four other people for running an alleged “brothel on wheels” out of a black limousine on South Beach. Isn’t that just called “prom?” The jig was up, as the...
Singer with boobs, Christina Aguilera, is going to share an “intimate moment with her son” for all of America to witness. Which is kind of the opposite of the definition of the word “intimate,” but oh well. Who are...
The California grooverati has finally influenced its neighbors to the south enough to manufacture a spectacle so touchy-feely as to be named Border Yoga. Our sweaty little brah Machochip has the SoCal perspective: We don’t really see too many...
Mario Lopez’s dimples and huge, inflated, throbbing ego share the cover of “TV Guide” along with “The Hills” star Audrina Partridge and her freaky ceiling eyes. The story is on Hot Bods! Which apparently means Bulimia Nervosa and Airbrushing!...
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