An Audacious Jennifer Lopez Visits A Hopeful Barack Obama

Reports claim that internationally renowned role model Jennifer Lopez paid a visit to Barack Obama’s office in the Hart Senate Office Building on Wednesday afternoon, which is kind of impossible since we first read this Wednesday at around 10 a.m:

The Hollywood star, sporting a black cocktail dress and carrying an orange handbag, surprised staffers when she was spotted walking through the Hart atrium and taking the elevator to Obama’s seventh-floor office.

When asked what brought her to the Hill, Lopez smiled.

“I’m not ready to do any press yet,” she said, her eyes hidden behind a pair of big, black sunglasses.

No press? You can be sure as hell that wasn’t J-Lo.

Anyway, the reports speculate that she was visiting with Obama because she plans to write a campaign song for him. Now you know this story is a pile of fresh caca because Jennifer Lopez does not whip out her jelly pens and purple heart stationery to write her own music. If Obama is trying to cater to The Browns through our spicy music, we don’t think Jennifer is the best choice. Our vote? The reanimated corpses of Celia Cruz and Selena, singing a duet.

That’d get our vote.

Jennifer Lopez slips into Sen. Obama’s office [The Hill]