Gorgeous, prehistoric telenovela veteran Andres Garcia has been hospitalized. Sad! Because he hurt himself during sex. Hilarious!:

Andres admits that the sexual positions he forces his body to make are giving him aches.

This is why we constantly remind our boyfriend to stretch before putting on those rollerskates and having us strap him securely in his harness.

Oh …TMI?

And while we might poke gently yet incessant fun at Andres for being An Old, we really do think its pretty great that he’s still getting some. What do you think about viejitos bumping uglies: Admirable or icky?

Andres Garcia Hurts Himself During Sex [Latin Gossip]