Lists. People fucking love ‘em. Especially when they include the words “Hottest” and “Celebrity.” Unfortunately, AOL’s list of “15 Hottest Celebrity Dads” is pretty lame. Take a look:

15. Mark Consuelos
14. Tobey Maguire
13. Tom Cruise
12. Gavin Rossdale
11. Barack Obama
10. Patrick Dempsey
9. Seal
8. Joel Madden
7. Ben Affleck
6. Ryan Phillipe
5. Matt Damon
4. Will Smith
3. Johnny Depp
2. David Beckham
1. Brad Pitt

Lame, boring, vomit. And only one Latino? Child, please. So we decided to compile our own list of the “15 Hottest Celebrity Dads.” Light a cigar, take a look and see if you agree:

15. Marc Anthony, singer

Well, our mom likes him.

14. Julio Iglesias, singer

He’s got like 500 children and, at age 64, still manages to out-hot his superstar sons. So, in honor of our own Pai’s roots, here’s Julio being all dapper while singing “Un Canto A Galicia.”

13. Lorenzo Lamas, actor

Confession: We used to watch “Renegade.” And liked it.

12. Luis Miguel, singer

Yeah, he’s an asshole. But he’s still a dad, and a pretty hot, talented one at that.

11. Hugo Chavez, Venezuelan President

Haha.

10. Antonio Banderas, actor

His accent has been the object of much ridicule in the mainstream media but, seriously. Fuck them. We think Antonio has a hot accent and gorgeous eyes and he seems to be a doting father to his daughter, Stella del Carmen. So on this list he goes.

9. Robert Rodriguez, director

He might be a terrible husband, but this list isn’t really about inner beauty, is it?

8. Jorge Ramos, news anchor

Sigh.

7. Alejandro Sanz, singer

He’s an Alex. Of course he’s hot.

6. Prince Felipe of Asturias

PILF. Straight up.

5. Diego Luna, actor

So he’s technically not a dad yet, but he is a dad-to-be and once his wife Coriander or Chamomile or whatever her name is pops… We still won’t have a chance with him.

4. Cash Warren, who knows

He’s not Latino, sure, but he’s the father of a Latina baby (That’s how it works, right?) and we’ve barely been able to resist the urge of Photoshopping ourselves into photos of him with Jessica Alba.

3. Mark Consuelos, actor

We want to take a nap in his dimples.

2. Cristian de la Fuente, actor

Yeah, he and his daughter are pretty much perfect.

1. Pepe Peña, awesome

Hottest gay-man-playing-a-homophobic-machista-Cuban-exile ever. What that man does to a guayabera should be illegal.

HOLLYWOOD’S TOP 15 FATHERS [AOL]