Aw Hell No: Fauxtina Vanessa Hudgens Is Singing About Sneakers
17 June 2008, 2:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Vanessa Hudgens has a new single out about sneakers and dancing and maybe dancing sneakers. It’s… instantly forgettable. Look, if you’re going to sing a song about some random product, like everlasting love or lip gloss, at least make sure you do it in a way that doesn’t make people go, “Shit. I forgot to make an appointment to get Fluffy spayed at the vet’s.”
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nice …yeah if you are gonna sing about a certain product you gotta do it like Lil’ mama’s lip gloss song..and the van’s song by the pack. or even the chicken noodle soup song
“are you ready, did you eat, do you have the energy?”
OMG.
This song is not popping.
Basically what we’re gonna do is… annoy the shit out of you when every high school dance team does a crappy routine to this.
ok…first of all, vanessa anne hudgens is the ugliest piece of sh*t i have ever seen. second of all, she sucks at singing. third of all, she was in the stupidest effing movie of all time. and forth of all, this song is so effing rediculous. it sucks…the lyrics are about as stupid as she is, (and that stupid movie she was in, “High School Musical.) The lyrics are so dumb…is she promoting sneakers, or did she write a song about sneakers on purpose. she sucks at life!
OK. Vanessa Anne Hudgens is really beautiful. She can sing, dance and act amazingly and she has money galore. Plus she has the hottest, most perfect boyfriend ever. Let’s face it- she has everything. I do hate Vanessa a lot. But the only reason I hate her is because she has everything (and of course because she’s Zac’s girlfriend [ soo extremely jealous I love Zac] ) so yeah. I hate her and so I do know. Unless you know her personally and she’s like done something to you- everyone that hates her is jealous of her. I know- I hate her- and I could NOT be more jealous. Don’t get me wrong- I AM NOT STICKING UP FOR HER- now way! I hate her remember! I’m just saying, it’s so unfair!!! While people in like Africa or wherever have nothing she has clothes, money, fame, beauty, talent, career, and the most perfect man in the world loves her!!! It’s so not fair.
XXXOOO
Aleesha.
Hon, I’m sorry to be the one to break this to you, but Zac Efron’s a little girl. And if you like “him”, then you like chicks. In that way. Better that you be honest with your true feelings at your young age then to go through a lifetime denying how you really feel. But yeah, it’s true.