The only music we associate with Perez Hilton is the sound of a wet fart stifled by a pair of Day-Glo biker shorts, but that hasn’t kept three NYU grads from making a musical about his life. “In Touch” reports that Randy Blair, Timothy Michael Drucker and Zach Redler, all 24, have penned Perez Hilton Saves the Universe (or at Least the Greater Los Angeles Area): The Musical. The show will poke fun at celebrities like Britney Spears and Kathy Griffin — who is featured as a villain — and follows Perez as he saves L.A. from nuclear disaster. By taking Beano? Who knows.

So, tell us. You read Perez’s site and fight raucous crowds to meet him in person. Are you planning to watch a musical about him, too? We’re positively quaking with apathy at the thought. Think about it and please enjoy a Guanabee exclusive - the show’s song list:

1. “The Hills Are Alive, Save For Audrina’s Expression”
2. “The Lawsuit Suite”
3. “Perez And The Technicolor Dream Emo Hairstyle Vlog Update”
4. “Grease Lightening”
5. “Mario. I Just Met A Blogger Named Mario.”
6. “The Lawsuit Suite - Reprise”
7. “The Internet Is For Porn, MS Paint Cum Dribbles”
8. “I Feel Pretty”
9. “The Lawsuit Suite - Reprise (Reprise)”
10. “Blogspell: Perez’s Theme”

The Most Amazing Thing EVER!!!!! [Perez Hilton]