Beauty Hurts Like An MS Paint Penis To The Face: Perez Hilton Would Like To Give You His Autograph
Internationally renowned fashion designer and sometime blogger Perez Hilton’s line of clothing and accessories for Hot Topic comes out tomorrow. We know you’re positively cagando in your Hello Kitty panties over this, as does Perez, because he’s having a signing tomorrow at a Hot Topic on Hollywood and Highland in L.A. Buy $20 or more worth of hoodies featuring unicorns shooting guns at teddy bears or whatever and you can get a wristband that allows you to meet Perez in person. Neato!
If the poster is any indication, now’s finally the chance to get the perfect outfit for the near-sighted goth Suicide Girl reject or Cherohonkee America Apparel reject in your life. Fun!
Get Your Wristbands Today!!!! [Perez Hilton]
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I guess it was the mention of Hot Topic, but I orginally read this as “Get your Wrists Cut Today!”
Which I guess is more accurate?
Posted by Marco | June 05, 2008
Can we somehow vote Perez Hilton off Guanabee? Can someone second that?
Posted by marimari | June 05, 2008
It’s 4 bucks for a gallon of gas. And yet, someone paid that clown a shitload of money to figure out how to put 145 Clip-Art images on a sweatshirt.
Posted by Latin_Princess | June 05, 2008
@mari mari: prolly not, since he’s cuban and we all know how that goes.
i’d attend the function, cause i have nothint better to do on fridays and that would give me a chance to get drunk earlier than usual, but Piggy and i don’t get along. much like most of the people he has dealings with. except for sad little emo girls.
Posted by el smrtmnky | June 05, 2008
LMAO @ Latin_Princess.
It’s true but I can’t knock his hustle. Who wouldn’t take the opportunity to have their own clothing line if someone offered?
Posted by BarkBite | June 05, 2008